Who has two thumbs, tiny hands and loves 19-second handshakes?

That would be Donald Trump. On Feb. 10, during an otherwise routine meet-and-greet at the White House with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abeon Feb. 10, a photographer asked the world leaders to shake hands. The two men obliged, and what followed just might be the most long, awkward handshake you’ve ever seen.


Seriously, how did Trump screw that up? Just shake the guy’s hand. Instead, Trump seems to engage Abe in a weird game of tug-of-war, resulting in a clasp that would have made Frodo and Sam uncomfortable.

Did you see the eye roll at the end?