Make America Date Again

Good news for Trump fans! There's a dating site dedicated to finding true love with other Trump supporters, so you can skip that awkward part of dating...

Spicer Is Deeply Concerned About Terrorist Attacks, Can’t Remember Where They Happened

Sean Spicer has clarified that on the three occasions he mentioned the most recent terrorist attacks on U.S. soil, what he really meant to say was "Orlando,"...

Trump Pulls a Tobias, Waits for “Easy D”

Who knew Donald Trump had a little Tobias in him? If you've never seen the Fox comedy "Arrested Development," then you may be unfamiliar with the character Tobias...

Bowling Green Massacre: The American Calamity that Can’t be Unseen

Where were you when the Bowling Green Massacre happened? We've give you a minute to recall the gory details -- the senseless lives lost, the renewed calls for...

Alternative Facts for Alternate Reality?

Prior to this past election, a common term used to describe something that's verifiably untrue was "a lie." With Trump now officially the President of the United...